My rule is more specifically "never wear sweatpants"

…im trunks, for instance, should be the only item in your wardrobe that could be described as ‘fun’. Never wear sweatpants onto an airplane unless you’re about to give birth, and a single earring on a middle-aged man does not convey the type of image you believe it does.
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